In this episode we learn a great deal about the traditions of the Showtime family and the respect Burlington doesn’t really have for traditions that have worn out their usefulness. We certainly can’t claim that Mr. Showtime is superstitious but he did manage to accept a lot of cryptids and talking animals in this episode which features over an hour of hilarity to keep you busy for at least part of your drive to a small, backyard barbeque.
Featured in this Episode, “Samuel Spruce, the Little Wooden Boy: The Legend of Garbage Day” , “Public Domain Adventure Team: Total War” and “Boozlers in the Basement: April” with shorts, Lesser to None and Bigfoot Watch.
Written and Directed by Kat Evans, Jared McDaris, Sam Locke and Ansel Burch.
Music in “Boozlers in the Basement: April” adapted and performed by Sam Locke.
Featuring the vocal talents of Kim Fukawa, Sam Locke, Kat Evans, Jared McDaris and Ansel Burch.
Audio Editing by Jared McDaris, Sam Locke and Ansel Burch.
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
The Showtime Podcast Network has, at best, a tenuous relationship with reality and this month’s cavalcade of cryptids is a testament to our ability to get the best content available even from hosts and presenters who would otherwise be hesitant to release their content outside of blurry podcatchers and the overactive imaginations of people who did see something at some point.
Written and Directed by Jared McDaris.
Ansel Burch as BF and Merchant.
Kat Evans as Nessie.
Jared McDaris as Tanhoffer.
Audio edited by Jared McDaris.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
In the midst of one of history’s most well known and closely studied pieces of epic literature, Mr. Toad and the Ghost of Christmas Past must find someone who does not belong in an ancient Greek city and solve whatever problems they may have caused. Meanwhile, Jane Eyre must stop Beowulf from accidentally killing someone who is essential to the continuity. Will they succeed?
Written and directed by Ansel Burch.
Ansel Burch as Announcer, Mr. Toad, Hector and Crier.
Jared McDaris as Beowulf, Faustus, Agamemnon and Soldier.
Kat Evans as Jane Eyre and Helen of Troy..
Kim Fukawa as The Ghost of Christmas Past.
Audio edited by Ansel Burch.
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Eugene, Beulah and Glade are still living in the basement of the Station Inn and fortunately, they were able to update us on their current status via song. Granted, they do most things via song but we are no less pleased to have gotten such a treat.
Written and performed by:
Sam Locke as Eugene and Glade Boozler.
Kat Evans as Beulah Boozler.
Audio Edited by Sam Locke.
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
There comes a time in the life of every little wooden boy when he must leave the confines of his fathers house and go into the world to make something of himself. We’ve been over that with Samuel Spruce. Sadly, making something of himself is a little more complex than it once was and becoming a real boy is seeming farther and farther away. This isn’t going to dampen the spirits of an optimist like Sam though. So, he’s taken a job as a sanitation engineer; a job which is bound to teach him a great deal about society and economy.
Written and directed by Jared McDaris.
Kat Evans as Samuel Spruce.
Jared McDaris as Three-Fingered Joe and Morgan.
Ansel Burch as Freddy.
Kim Fukawa as Eru and Doll.
Audio edited by Jared McDaris.
The SRD Theme was written and directed by Arne Parrott.
Lesser to none brings you the viewpoints of some one the mascots of childhood delusion and this month is no different as the Easter Bunny welcomes the Tooth Fairy into the magical studio where they can finally let it all out and really say how things are in the magical realms these days. It’s insightful, it’s challenging and it might just make your inner child grow up a little.
Written and Directed by Kat Evans.
Jared McDaris as Hopsydaisy Boopwiggle.
Kat Evans as Incisor Fae.
Ansel Burch as Peter Rabbit.
Audio Edited by Ansel Burch
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott
Burlington Showtime is once again bringing you all of the material put out by the Starlight Radio Dreams team. from across our galaxy of misfit podcasts, you can now enjoy special episodes and promotional clips from Talkin’ 'Bout ‘Taters, Senate Hearing XXXIII, Baking with Missy O’Danagher and New Age Astrology as well as updates from two of our channel’s ongoing serials, Meet the Frankensteins and Public Domain Adventure Team.
This episode was written and directed by Ansel Burch, Jared McDaris and Kat Evans.
Featuring the vocal talents of Kim Fukawa, Alex B. Reynolds, Lisa Burton, Kat Evans, Jared McDaris and Ansel Burch.
Music for Sleepy Pants was written and performed by Dillon Shipman.
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Special thanks to our friends at Shure incorporated for their generous support.
Starlight Radio Dreams is an audio comedy variety show lampooning every genre within the podcasting space. We’re a comedy show with a podcasting habit. The best way to enjoy all that we offer is through our full, live stream productions (or in person shows which we can just see on the horizon). So, if you enjoy this episode on release day, there’s still time to get a ticket for the Live Stream of “The Lusty, Musty, Crusty, Thrusty Month of May” presented at 8pm CT on May 28th.
Theo and Shelley may be the product of Dr. Frankenstein’s disdain for nature and mortality but they’re also people, just like us. Can they overcome their own self doubt and fear to find a place where they can belong? The only way to find out is to listen in.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch.
Kat Evans as Shelley
Jared McDaris as Theo
Alex B. Reynolds as Aidan
Lisa Burton as Eva
Kim Fukawa as Lily
Sound edited by Ansel Burch
The SRD Theme song was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
If you’re an astute watcher of the sky, maybe you think you already know what the stars say about your love life and choices but allow us to disabuse you because you’re in the house of slightly curved line now and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Subscribe to Starlight Radio Dreams on your favorite podcatcher to get new episodes every Thursday!
Written and Directed by Jared McDaris..
Jared McDaris as One.
Kat Evans as Two and Alarm.
Ansel Burch as Tim Taggley
Audio Edited by Jared McDaris
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Our favorite royalty free heroes from across the Western canon have come to Wonderland for the best possible reason, a wedding! Not to worry, they’re still going to find a way to save the date.
Alex B Reynolds as Announcer, Harold, Four and March Hare.
Kat Evans as Jane Eyre and Dormouse.
Jared McDaris as Mr.Toad, Two and Jabberwocky.
Ansel Burch as Beowulf and Lion.
Lisa Burton as Ghost of Christmas Past, Seven.
Kim Fukawa as Caterpillar and Queen.
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Audio editing by Ansel Burch.
It’s been a full year since our first quarantine show and while we still love bread, it;s clear that the baking has become a thin metaphor. Enjoy this fresh musical episode as the pretense of baking slips farther away. Not to worry though. The relatable content is… right there on the surface.
The Song Sleepy Pants written an performed by Kat Evans and Dillon Shipman.
Kat Evans as Missy O’Danagher
Audio Edited by Ansel Burch
The SRD Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Eyes open, culture junkies. We’re joining court Roman affiliate for a report from the senate of Julius Caesar. Stay up to date on real events of the world, we dare you.
Written and directed by Jared McDaris.
Kim Fukawa as Obsequius Toad.
Alex B. Reynolds as Pobodys Nerfect and Obvius Fassad.
Lisa Burton as Ma’am, Julius Caesar & Marc Antony.
Kat Evans as Vestigial Arm.
Ansel Burch as Gregarius Pompus and Tom Johnson.
Jared McDaris as Servilius Casca, Caius Cassius.
Audio edited by Jared McDaris.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Tammy knows all there is to know about potatoes. It’s preternatural, really. How does she know so much? Well, that would be spoiling it. Join Tammy as she interviews a new guest about his meteoric rise to the top of the potato world and the way he crushed his competition in the starchy battlefield of the national ‘Tate Off.
Written and Directed by Jared McDaris.
Kat Evans as Tammy Taters
Ansel Burch as Joseph Addlepast
Audio editing by Jared McDaris.
The Starlight Radio Dreams Theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
We celebrated one year since our last in-person show the way we celebrate everything by doing another amazing show! This one was chock full of serials and even includes a new musical number. If you want to hear the whole show as it was presented including interstitial hosting from our very own Burlington Showtime, then this is the episode for you. 58 minutes of comedy in one easy download! There’s more where that came from too. Head on over to our patreon and back us at the $10 level for free admission to every livestream! That’s the best way to get every episode at the peak of freshness.
Written and directed by Ansel Burch, Kat Evans and Jared McDaris. Featuring the vocal talents of Kim Fukawa, Julia Kessler, Ansel Burch, Kat Evans and Jared McDaris.
Audio editing by Ansel Burch and Jared McDaris
The SRD theme song was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Life comes at you fast. The afterlife? Even more so. No one tells you what to expect and once you’re there you’ve gotta’ be your own undead. No wonder so many ghosts get a little confrontational.
Written and directed by Kat Evans.
Kim Fukawa as Narrator.
Julia Kessler as Agent.
Kat Evans as Stacey.
Ansel Burch as Jimmy.
Jared McDaris as Ghost.
Audio edited by Ansel Burch.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
When it comes time to do a disgusting job, attitude is essential. Luckily, what Sam Spruce lacks in worldly experience, knowledge of labor laws and a circulatory system is certainly made up for by his plucky attitude. Will this sunny little puppet-come-to-life make it through a day on the job? Will he be able to advocate for himself and his fellows? Find out in this new episode!
Written and directed by Jared McDaris.
Kat Evans as Sam Spruce.
Julia Kessler as Alex.
Kim Fukawa as Jaime Tamsen.
Ansel Burch as Chris Noble.
Jared McDaris as Mitch McCrow.
The Slay Belles, true to their name, have been slaying hard all winter long and when it’s time for their well earned vacation they don’t take kindly to needing to stay on due to a continued onslaught from the creatures beyond our mortal realm. Will they be able to survive the monsters which still beset that world and figure out what their home office isn’t telling them? Find out in this episode! Subscribe to Starlight Radio Dreams on your favorite podcatcher to make sure you’re up to date on all of our hilarious shows!
Written and directed by Kat Evans.
Kim Fukawa as Ruby.
Julia Kessler as Ethel.
Kat Evans as Edith.
Jared McDaris as Chesterton.
Ansel Burch as Garbled Voice and Barb.
Audio edited by Jared McDaris.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Shelley and Theo may be unspeakable undead abominations but now that they’re people, they’re going to have to figure out how to live in this crazy ol’ world. Will they be able to mange in the big city? Will they be able to grapple with the existential crisis of their unlives? Will the barbeque place downstairs feed them all three meals a day? Join them as the journey begins in the series’ pilot.
Written and directed by Ansel Burch.
Jared McDaris as Theo.
Kat Evans as Shelley.
Episode art by Erin Cline.
Audio edited by Ansel Burch.
The SRD Theme song was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
We kicked off the new year with a bang and this episode if your chance to enjoy two series pilots, two comedy shorts and a parody song as well. Enjoy almost an hour of action, whimsy, myth and relatable metaphors that’s sure to make you feel at least a little more seen.
Written, directed and performed by Kat Evans, Jared McDaris, Sam Locke and Ansel Burch.. Featuring the vocal talents of Kim Fukawa and Julia Kessler.
Audio Edited by Sam Locke, Jared McDaris and Ansel Burch.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Life onboard a spaceship seems pretty cushy. Your society experiences no scarcity, you can do whatever you’re passionate about and if you time it out right, some other sucker will be there to do all the hard diplomacy stuff. So… how will the crew of the UGFAP Exercise keep themselves busy between missions to fetch things from different space stations? Subscribe to Starlight Radio Dreams on your favorite podcatcher to find out!
Written and directed by Ansel Burch.
Kat Evans as Captain.
Jared McDaris as Communications and Engineering.
Kim Fukawa as The First Officer.
Julia Kessler as Science.
Audio edited by Ansel Burch
The SRD theme was written and preformed by Arne Parrott.
